Est. 2019 · New Orleans krewe · fantasy football
“I declare a crew.”
Where the name comes from
A New Orleans bachelor party, somewhere in the French Quarter. The krewe is the unit of celebration in NOLA — a self-declared crew that parades, drinks, and carries on together. Someone said the words. The phrase became the league’s founding charter. Seven seasons later, the crew still parades.
The league has lived in two homes: Yahoo Fantasy from 2019 through 2022, then Sleeper from 2023 onward. The dashboard you’re reading right now exists to end the era of manual spreadsheet entry and to give the rankings the presentation they deserve.
Charter highlights
$150 per manager
Annual buy-in. Pooled into BTC since 2021.
Champion picks the rule
Each winner adds one tweak to the next season's rules.
Toilet bowl penalty
Last place pays the memento penalty. (Ask the loser.)
10 teams
Always 10. The matrix is 10×10 for a reason.
Median game added 2024
Each week now produces an extra win for everyone who beats the league median.
No tanking, ever
Lineup integrity is the only league absolute.
Members
10 active · 3 former
Active
- Ben Winski2019–present
- Kevin Brandenberg2019–present
- Kevin Hulsebosch2019–present
- Matt Vitale2019–present
- Mike Krawzak2019–present
- Patrick Hulsebosch2019–present
- Ravi Mody2019–present
- Dave Steele2021–present
- Jeff Steele2022–present
- Sean Haney2022–present
Former
- Eric Thomas2019–2020
- Ken Goebel2019–2021
- Pat Sturm2019–2022
